Whatcha talkin about Willis?!

So you are probably wondering what Sveney is all about?

We here at Sveney often wonder the SAME questions.

Allow us to share with you a story that has been passed down for generations. This story explains the history of our great community

Sveney began on a small island in southeast asia by a jewish monk named Jiminiminia the third. He was poor, and was robbed from his crib at the young age of 32 ( 32 was young for his people ) to work as a slave in Africa... because at this time Africa was mad that USA was taking all their slaves. Slavery aside Jim was in Africa, and was quickly stolen from Africa by the Americans on wooden ships to work in their country. But jim had other plans...

When the ships hit the north american soil, jim busted out his heat and blasted those whiteys to nothing. He pretty much headshot everything that had a head... legend has it that he had cheats hidden deep in his duffle bag. One day(about 59 years later) jim was in the wilderness, chillin so phat with all his mad fly honeys and noticed some lil noobs russlin in dem bushes. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BUSHES DOUCHFAGS" he exclaimed. Slowly, 4 noobs emerged. "From here on out, you fuckers will do what the fuck I say...." he stated. He began to interrogate, "What are your names?" but then quickly silenced the four dipshits and said "From now on, you will be named Cubicvirtuoso, Crazycommie, PCPro32, and kmk... wait on second thought PCPro32 isnt very leet... you will be called raWr... cause raWr pwns at everything".

Over the next 12 years the four apprentices endured hardcore training, and went though several cases of extreme bacon soda, and a shit load of burritos filled with leet sauce. Jim was on a mission to make these kids leet... leet as fuck... so leet that leet its self would say... damn they are fucking leet. Like... James Brown leet. Like... James Brown leet. One winter morning, the last day of training, the four apprentices were eager to see master jimi to receive their leet badges. When the time came to wake master jimi, the students went to jimi"s 1970 cadi coupe deville and found jimi dead in the driver seat. "I THINK HE RAN INTO A TREE" someone cried. It was evident that he ran into a tree hell he was blind, he had no business in a car in the first place. A note was found in Jim"s lap that read the following:

Dear fuckers,

By the time you read this, I will already be dead. The leet badges I have issued you are in the glove box inside the Doritos bag. I have nothing left to teach you, you have learned everything there is to learn. You are now leet. Nothing in this world can hold you back... nothing. Anything you do will be the best man can ask for.

PS: skeet skeet im blind so I don"t know how I am writing this. Jiminimia

And four years ago, sveney was created... and it was leet.

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